The Freelance Guru: spandex

Monday, 11 August 2008

Marcus Needs To Do Less Memes

Having sworn this blog would be meme free, I saw an old favourite of a meme over at Shelly's Blog and decided I'd have to give it a try.

All you have to do is enter your name into Google followed by the word 'needs' and post the results on your blog. It's a wonderful idea and I fully plan to do it with The Wife's name soon so I can see what she's been up to.

But in the meantime, here's a list of things which I need. Well, at least according to Google.

Marcus needs to take some time out
- Afterall there's only so much time one can spend knowing everything
Marcus needs a Hacksaw
- My pole could do with a few repairs
Hannah is just what Marcus Needs
- Hannah is, I'm quite sure, what every young man needs -->
Marcus needs an Extreme Makeover
- It's this darn dry skin of mine
Marcus needs a personality change
- Yes, well, I suppose I am a little too modest
Marcus needs to Grow
- Yeah, the pump I mentioned before still isn't working
Marcus needs a family that will take pride in his African American Heritage.
- Tru dat
Marcus needs a beard
- I tried to grow one once but The Wife thought it was dirt and tried to wash it off my face.
Marcus needs to wear both Spandex and Glitter (obviously with a suit coat also)
- Well, OHBV-iously. Although I must say, it's somewhat scary how accurately Google knows me.
Marcus needs to be rougher around the edges
- What? This person obviously has no idea how hard it is to be a bonified Guru.
Marcus needs Marcus
- Well that goes without saying. Everyone needs Marcus.
Marcus needs to understand the impact of his sexual behavior on his younger victims.
- Um... Moving on...
Marcus needs to go
- Very true. See you next time.